5 Greywood Ln SE, Cartersville, GA 30120

Welcome, you sophisticated, house-hunting connoisseur...wait, did I already mention that this house comes with a $15,000 seller credit you can use toward closing costs, updates, or even a rate buydown. That’s right. Not only can you own this dream home, but you can also customize it to perfection. Where was I...oh yeah, you could have been anywhere on the internet, but you're here. Reading this. Which means, deep down, you know you deserve more than just a house. You deserve a lifestyle upgrade. And friend, do I have the four-walled jackpot for you. I present The St. John 'D', a home so stunning, it practically winks at you when you walk through the door. This three-level Craftsman masterpiece offers three levels of pure, unfiltered awesomeness-perfect for casual living, formal entertaining, and pretending you have your life together. This home was built for effortless entertaining and everyday luxury, featuring an open-concept layout that seamlessly connects formal and casual living spaces-it's packed with more charm than a golden retriever wearing a bowtie-and that's just the tip of the iceberg (just kidding, don't worry, the pool is heated!) - A Chef's Kitchen - Equipped with everything you need to cook a five-star meal. or just stare at while waiting for your DoorDash to arrive. - A Dining Room - For fancy dinner parties, casual brunches, and inevitable debates about whether Die Hard is a Christmas movie. - A Family Room with a Fireplace - The perfect place to gather, unwind, and pretend you're not just scrolling TikTok. - A Fully Finished Basement - A choose-your-own-adventure situation. In-law suite? Movie theater? Secret lair? You decide. The Owner's Suite: Where You Become Royalty This isn't just a bedroom. It's a private sanctuary with a resort-style bath, his & hers closets, and a balcony where you can sip coffee like a mysterious billionaire plotting their next move. And then. The Pool. Oh, you like pools? How about a massive, jaw-dropping, resort-level paradise featuring a grotto, a slide, tiki-hut, and enough space to host the most legendary cannonball contest of all time? It's basically your own private water park-seriously. If this pool were any cooler, it would have its own Netflix special. Other Reasons This House Wins at Life: - Knotty Pine Floors & Plantation Shutters - Because you deserve more than just "nice." - A Corner Lot with a backyard so cool, they should charge admission. - Located in the Highly-Coveted Cartersville City School District -For when people inevitably ask, "But how are the schools?" WARNING: If you don't act fast, someone else will live here, and you'll be forced to drive by and whisper "that could have been me" every time.